Friday, January 14, 2005

Six Daze to In-Awful-guration

Well, get ready for the running of the Bulls-now I know that many of you out there in cyber land think that I am referring to Pompalona--and you'd be totally wrong. No-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My inside sources tell me that Mr. Bush (talk about onomatopoeia) is arranging (pun intended)for some Texas long horns to be in the B-I-G In-AWFUL-guration parade on Thursday. Why? You may ask? Well since the whole magilla is a lot of BULL anyway--in a sardonic view it all makes sense.
Now since my dearly beloved Pappy (may he rest in peace) was raised in the biggest RED state and I live in a blue state--I guess that makes me a Purple Stater- how ironically appropriate.
Who is gonna clean up after these bulls? Surely this is an excellent use of taxpayer monies!?!?!?!?
But I digress--last year it rained. What do the gods have in store for this land mine of daze, since Mr. Bush claims to have been given a mandate--no less. Now I am no math teacher, but winning 51% to 49% does not translate into a mandate by my calculations--it must be that fuzzy math.
Allrighty then-time waits for no one and it won't wait for me-courtesy of Mick Jagger. With that being said I will let you digest these Skewed Views in these very Strange Days and get back to you in cyber Future.
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