Darth Vader Rules Part IV

All the news that gives you fits. Now what about the worst film--"Attack of the Clones?" The only redeeming qualities were the space craft chase in the beginning and the Kick ass Yoda fight at the end. The middle was muddled. There were no villains to compare to his Royal Darthness in any way--not even close Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! Christopher Lee??--he sucked in LOTR. No way was he scary. There was no scary music.

Then there was the "romance" with Whiney Anikin. Now that was scary. Isn't Senator Amidala WAY older than young Skywalker? What is it...five years? ..ten years? Besides, what can she possibly see in that sniviling, whining, immature complainer? In SWI she seemed to have some sense. Has the power of the force blinded her? Was she drawn to the Christ-like quality of Anikin's alleged miraculous conception virgin birth?

Hopefully, these and other questions will be answered before this six part series is done. Be on the lookout for DVR V.